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235_020predictionRoboticshumanoids

Transition to VLA humanoid robots taking over fast food jobs in 2-3 years.

Predictor: Alex Wissner-Gross · ep#235 "Amazon's $35B AGI Ultimatum to OpenAI & Anthropic Drops AI Safety | EP #235" · source

Prior probability
45.0%
Current probability
28.7%
evolves via intake + LBP
Conviction
3/5
Signal quality
B
Resolution
pending
Window
2028-01-01 – 2029-10-31
Edges in / out
13 / 5
Tickers exposed
29

Prediction text

Transition to VLA humanoid robots taking over fast food jobs in 2-3 years. | the transition can happen really quickly relative to political swings that this is you don't need that much training data to to automate away many of these tasks with with humanoid robots and VALA's so close to to being production ready for certain applications... transition's already happening, but to to to VLA robots, I I think yeah, next two to three years.

Watch events: Figure 03 shipment volume; BMW, 2nd customer deployment count; BLS employment reports; tech layoff trackers; Underemployment rate; Yang quarterly updates

Verbatim quote

From episode "Amazon's $35B AGI Ultimatum to OpenAI & Anthropic Drops AI Safety | EP #235"
the transition can happen really quickly relative to political swings that this is you don't need that much training data to to automate away many of these tasks with with humanoid robots and VALA's so close to to being production ready for certain applications... transition's already happening, but to to to VLA robots, I I think yeah, next two to three years.

Predictor: Alex Wissner-Gross

κ + Brier as of 2026-05-22
κ (discount)
0.844
Brier
0.0341
excellent
Hits / Misses
6 / 1
of 11 resolved
Hit rate
54.5%
Calibration plot (stated vs observed)

Evidence about this node from Alex Wissner-Gross is multiplied by κ in /api/intake. Lower κ = less weight; floors at 0.10 (effectively silenced) and caps at 1.00 (full weight).

Reference class: humanoid_commercial_volume

Linked via embedding similarity 0.663

>10,000 unit cumulative deployment of humanoid robot SKU within 3 years of debut

Base rate
10.0%
0/3 historical
Inside weight
Outside weight
no pull
inside 28.7% → blend 28.7% 0.0pp)

Tetlock-style outside view: at TRF=1 (just predicted), outside view dominates (w_in=0.3). At TRF=0 (deadline), inside view dominates (w_in=1.0). The blend regularizes overconfident inside views toward the historical base rate.

Probability over time

7 prob_history rows
0%25%50%75%100%prior 45%2026-04-302026-04-302026-05-17
intake v2milestone miss sweeplbp propagationreference class assignedlegacy v1prior_prob (analyst seed)current = 28.7%

Milestone chain

Pre-event signals (upstream prereqs + window checkpoints) → resolution event → downstream cascades. Status/dates update from linked nodes; re-derive nightly via scripts/ops/derive_milestones.py.
Leading chain: 5 fired ✓ · 6 pending
  1. 2026-03-22hitFirst commercial humanoid robot pilot in fast-food/restaurant operations
    How: Major QSR chain publicly trials humanoid robot in customer-facing role
    Source: deep_research_enrichedconf 85%
    Notes: McDonald's Shanghai pilot with Keenon humanoids — limited greeter role, not VLA-driven autonomy yet
  2. 2027-06-30pendingFigure ships first humanoid robots into consumer/home iteration
    How: Figure AI announces first home-shipped units with iterative deployment
    Source: deep_research_enrichedconf 55%
  3. 2027-06-01 → 2028-06-30pendingFirst QSR chain announces multi-store humanoid VLA deployment with operational task scope
    How: QSR brand publicly commits 50+ store rollout where humanoids handle prep/grill/assembly tasks (not just greeter)
    Source: deep_research_enrichedconf 45%
  4. 2027-01-01 → 2028-12-31pendingVLA model class achieves >90% task success rate on standardized restaurant task benchmark
    How: Published benchmark or industry demo shows VLA generalist model executing food-prep tasks at production-grade reliability
    Source: deep_research_enrichedconf 50%
  5. 2028-06-01 → 2029-10-31pendingFirst QSR labor displacement disclosure (>500 jobs) attributed to humanoid automation
    How: QSR earnings call or BLS/state-level filing attributes specific job count reduction to humanoid robot deployment
    Source: deep_research_enrichedconf 40%

What if this resolves?

Clamp this prediction TRUE or FALSE and run a counterfactual Gibbs sample. Surfaces the predictions whose marginals shift most under that assumption.
(live posterior: 29%)

Click a button to clamp this prediction and run a Gibbs sample. Returns the predictions whose marginals shift most. ~30s per run; ideal for stress-testing "if X resolves, what else moves?"

Evidence chain

Every probability update with full Bayesian provenance — chronological, latest first
LBP2026-05-17T02:00:01Z28.7%+1.0pp
Network propagation: 27.6% → 28.7%
5-iter LBP, residual 0.00689 · damping 0.5, w_intrinsic 0.5 · method lbp_v3 · run e607fa96
LBP2026-05-10T02:00:02Z27.6%+1.9pp
Network propagation: 25.7% → 27.6%
6-iter LBP, residual 0.00584 · damping 0.5, w_intrinsic 0.5 · method lbp_v3 · run e5c18d29
LBP2026-05-03T02:00:01Z25.7%+3.4pp
Network propagation: 22.4% → 25.7%
6-iter LBP, residual 0.00677 · damping 0.5, w_intrinsic 0.5 · method lbp_v3 · run 1a683ac9
LBP2026-04-30T16:39:51Z22.4%+5.5pp
Network propagation: 16.8% → 22.4%
5-iter LBP, residual 0.00825 · damping 0.5, w_intrinsic 0.5 · method lbp_v2 · run 0c8a4ea3
legacy v12026-04-30T16:13:50Z16.8%-5.4pp
reference_class_assigned bayesian_v2 inside=0.450 blend=0.168 w_in=0.30 humanoid_commercial_volume
LBP2026-04-30T02:18:57Z22.2%+5.4pp
Network propagation: 16.8% → 22.2%
5-iter LBP, residual 0.00825 · damping 0.5, w_intrinsic 0.5 · method lbp_v1 · run 592311ef
legacy v12026-04-30T01:56:50Z16.8%-28.2pp
reference_class_assigned bayesian_v2 inside=0.450 blend=0.168 w_in=0.30 humanoid_commercial_volume

Network propagation neighbors

Top edges sorted by latest LBP cross-impact
All propagation →

Top incoming (parents)

Edges that influence THIS node's belief

KindNodeTheir probP(c|s=T)P(c|s=F)Δ implied
prereq235_019
Fast food chains will bring in humanoid robots very shortly Peter Diamandis
12.8%0.4500.050-0.152
prereq240_037
Amazon Zoox Robotaxi will launch in LA in 2027Peter Diamandis
23.5%0.4500.050-0.120
prereq239_012
Optimus reaches high volume production by summer 2027Elon Musk
30.6%0.4500.050-0.116
killerTK07
Labor Political Backlash (UBI Mandate / AI Tax)
18.0%0.0500.450+0.091
prereq229_021
In 2027, Figure will be on the path to ship robots into userBrett Adcock
36.9%0.4500.050-0.087

Top outgoing (children)

Predictions THIS node influences

KindNodeTheir probP(c|s=T)P(c|s=F)Δ implied
prereq230_021
Figure and Tesla will make millions, then billions of robotsPeter Diamandis
36.3%0.6000.050-0.154
prereq247_044
Humanoid robots have 5-10 year lifespan before merging with Mark Cuban
28.0%0.4500.050-0.115
prereq229_010
Eventually there will be tens of billions of humanoids on plBrett Adcock
25.8%0.5000.050-0.079
prereq241_029
Humanoid robot assembly of rockets is beyond current robots Eric Schmidt
27.9%0.6000.050-0.071
prereq234_033
David Holz predicts 5 million humanoids can build Manhattan David Holz
23.3%0.5000.050-0.053

Ticker exposure

29 ticker(s) linked

Beneficiaries (24)

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Adverse (5)

RHIMANKELYAKFYTNET

Prerequisites (13)

Predictions that must hit first
TypePredTitleDomainLag
prereq235_002Anthropic will exceed OpenAI in revenue this year (2026).AI
prereqSEM_008Training runs costing $10 billion for a single model will commence sometime in 2025.AI
prereq234_012Anthropic revenue will cross OpenAI revenue in middle of 2026Markets/Stocks
prereqSEM_0422025 will be the definitive year that agentic systems finally hit the mainstream.AI/Agents
prereqSEM_012Nvidia quadrupled chip production output while only doubling human headcount — achieved by deploying AI coding tools (Cursor, Claude Code) across engineering.AI/Manufacturing
prereq235_019Fast food chains will bring in humanoid robots very shortly to replace workers.Robotics
prereq240_037Amazon Zoox Robotaxi will launch in LA in 2027Auto/Transport
prereq238_016Figure CEO Brett Adcock will appear at Abundance Summit next year (2027) with a Figure robot for PeterRobotics
prereq229_021In 2027, Figure will be on the path to ship robots into users' homes and iterate.Robotics
prereq239_012Optimus reaches high volume production by summer 2027Robotics
killerTK04Macro Recession 2026-27 (Structural Deleveraging)
killerTK08Humanoid Capital Collapse (Figure/Apptronik Flop)
killerTK07Labor Political Backlash (UBI Mandate / AI Tax)

Dependents (5)

Predictions enabled by this
TypePredTitleDomainLag
prereq241_029Humanoid robot assembly of rockets is beyond current robots for a long timeRobotics
prereq230_021Figure and Tesla will make millions, then billions of robots.Robotics
prereq229_010Eventually there will be tens of billions of humanoids on planet Earth—one per human plus 5-10B in commercial workforce.Robotics
prereq234_033David Holz predicts 5 million humanoids can build Manhattan in 6 monthsRobotics
prereq247_044Humanoid robots have 5-10 year lifespan before merging with environmentsRobotics

Expected milestones (1)

From Sheet 17 Monitoring Triggers
Expected byDescriptionStatus
2029-12-31[Robotics 2029-12] l customer; universal brain API release [235_020] Figure 03 shipment volume; BMW, 2nd customer deployment count; BLS employment reports; tech layoff t [229_003] Figure 03 shipment volume; BMW, 2nd customer deployment countpending

Linked documents (3)

Auto-generated by cosine similarity from Polymarket / Manifold / EDGAR / GDELT
SimSourceTitleMarket probPolarityReviewedPublished
0.634arxivTempoVLA: Learning Speed-Controllable Vision-Language-Action Policiesmentionspending2026-06-04
0.586manifoldWill I finish my library takeouts before theyre due?31%mentionspending2026-04-28
0.576polymarketValorant: Joblife vs WIP Esports (BO5) - VCL France: Revolution Stage 2 Playoffs100%mentionspending2026-05-07

Raw metadata

From Thesis_Timeline_v1.0_FINAL workbook
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